Funny New Year Wishes

May what you see in the mirror delight you,
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.

After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2012.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.

Energy and environmental
experts predict that,
at current consumption rates,
Santa will run out of sustainable
coal for stockings by 2020.
Stop being so naughty!

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time
Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Ho puri dil ki khwahish aapki ,
mile khushiyo ka jahan sara.
aap mango ek tara ,
khuda de de aasman sara.
happy new year

Aap humare karib na sahi par Dil me rahte hai,
isliye har dard sahte hai,
kahi aap humse pehle na wish kardo,
isliye apko sabse pehle
Happy New Year kahte hain

“Chand aur main”
“Dono ka aik sa MUQADDAR”
“Wo falak pe TANHA”
“Main zameen pe tanha”
“Wo roshni mangay
SURAJ sey”
“Aur main WAPDA sey”.

”Happy new year”

Ham Nay Packg Na Hønay Ki Waja
Se Kuch Dinø Se SMS Nahi Kiye FARAZ
Løg Toø Ye Samjhne Lage K
“Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya”
(“,)
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”Happy new year”

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